tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-207265022011-04-21T18:08:27.384-04:00Haikus and Poems by a DogMs. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1144493283937685772006-04-08T06:43:00.000-04:002006-04-08T06:49:24.076-04:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Ode to Spring</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The birds and squirrels are back</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I have too much Winter fat</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">How will I ever chase thee </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">The days are getting longer </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And stinky stuff gets stronger</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Abandon all the doggy sweaters</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Put on bandanas, they're better</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/1600/Peppercute2.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/200/Peppercute2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-114449328393768577?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1142946883785384882006-03-21T08:12:00.000-05:002006-03-21T08:14:43.796-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/1600/pepperpop.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/200/pepperpop.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>No one reads my blog<br />Is it because I'm a dog<br />This was a haiku<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-114294688378538488?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1142516933357860172006-03-16T08:46:00.000-05:002006-03-16T08:48:53.396-05:00I like to make poop<br />It slides out my bum steaming<br />Stinky in the grass<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/1600/morningpee.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/200/morningpee.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-114251693335786017?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1141951349815392062006-03-09T19:40:00.000-05:002006-03-09T19:42:29.850-05:00<span style="font-style: italic;">How can I love so much</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">A love so deep and strong</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">A love like no other</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">My heart is warmer</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">So much warmer than yours</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic;">My fur keeps my heart warm</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/1600/peppershrine.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/200/peppershrine.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-114195134981539206?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1140925962730279472006-02-25T22:49:00.000-05:002006-02-25T22:52:42.743-05:00I love you<br />Yes I do<br />You're number one<br />And I'm number two<br /><br /><a href="http://monkeysdeepthoughts.blogspot.com/">Monkey is my friend</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-114092596273027947?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1137750193222414712006-01-20T04:42:00.000-05:002006-01-20T04:43:13.223-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/1600/pepperbath3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/320/pepperbath3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I hear the water<br />Run! hide in the closet fast<br />No escape for Pep<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113775019322241471?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1137750137185116842006-01-20T04:41:00.000-05:002006-01-20T04:42:17.193-05:00What do you mean were out of milkbones?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113775013718511684?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1137054893717349202006-01-12T03:34:00.000-05:002006-01-12T03:34:53.723-05:00What's that?<br />Sounds like.... Heaven<br />The scent of tuna fills the air<br />Oh sweet food of the Gods<br />I pledge allegiance to the can<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113705489371734920?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1136953882018929652006-01-11T00:30:00.000-05:002006-01-10T23:38:34.510-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/1600/peppertowels2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4638/1472/200/peppertowels2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Finally<br />You're out of the dryer<br />I burrow under your soft folds<br />Warming myself<br />Dreaming of Summer days<br />Tear up the bounce sheet with my fangs<br />I drift into a daze of hot pleasure<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113695388201892965?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1136927344730862812006-01-10T16:08:00.000-05:002006-01-10T16:09:04.736-05:00Love me with your heart<br />Not your eyes<br />If you pet me am I not as soft?<br />Caninism<br />Isn't that the truly dirty word?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113692734473086281?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1136878354177768282006-01-10T02:32:00.000-05:002006-01-10T02:32:34.186-05:00She taunts me with her squeaky toy<br />Her absurd fluffiness<br />Everyone thinks she is so cute<br />Look deeper<br />Look deeper<br />She is but an empty vessel<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113687835417776828?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1136847760535659052006-01-09T18:02:00.000-05:002006-01-09T18:02:40.543-05:00I hunt you silently<br />I can almost taste your slimy guts<br />You scurry, unaware<br />I pounce!<br />Scoop you into my canine jaws<br />Wither in pain my nemesis<br />I am the furry insecticide<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113684776053565905?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1136843326325727882006-01-09T16:48:00.000-05:002006-01-09T16:48:46.326-05:00I can't have puppies<br />They took my uterus<br />I grow fat from treats<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113684332632572788?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1136807039621595742006-01-09T06:41:00.000-05:002006-01-09T06:43:59.626-05:00My bed is queen sized<br />My pajamas are black fur<br />Rest my head on paws<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113680703962159574?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20726502.post-1136841238757216272006-01-08T16:13:00.000-05:002006-01-09T16:13:58.763-05:00<span style="font-style: italic; font-family: verdana; font-size: 100%;">I am like the night<br />Like the night in my black nakedness<br />Black like the night<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: verdana; font-size: 100%;">Like the night in my black nakedness</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-family: verdana; font-size: 100%;">I am silent like the night<br />Like the night in my black nakedness<br />I slink and pitter pat like the night<br />Like the night in my black nakedness<br />I lie in a darkened hallway, barking<br />Barking<br />Barking<br />Barking, not so much like the night.... In my black nakedness<br />They know not why<br />I am an enigma like the night<br />Like the night in my black nakedness</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20726502-113684123875721627?l=peppershaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ms. Pepper LeDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12904628387064572015noreply@blogger.com0